Thursday, September 22

I'm so dumb

As I was driving home a couple days ago, listening to WGN, and I hear a commercial for this at-home paternity test. Swab little Johnny's mouth, swab Daddy's mouth, mail it off and voila! Instant results!

So I get to thinking: you only ever hear about paternity tests; why don't we ever hear about maternity tests?

Oh yeah.

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