Monday, February 5

Eccentrostatic

It's so dry here in these sub-zero temperatures that today at work I was brutally shocked on the lip by a cubicle wall. That'll teach me.

2 comments:

Brian Jones said...

For some reason, your little story reminds me of that scene in A Christmas Story where that kid gets his tougue stuck on the pole. Maybe it was the word "cold."

Anonymous said...

I want to move some place where people have never seen snow. I hate snow with all that I am. If I were playing a video game and there was a boss fight against some sort of snow monster (whose powers would be static shocks, dry blasts, and of course, snow ball) I'd feel so much satisfaction in both defeating and trash talking that pompous monster...'TAKE IT YOU COLD FLAKY MONSTER!'