Monday, June 6

Celebrity Violence: Issue One

Give me a break.

"New York police say [Russell] Crowe was upset about not being able to get a call out to wife Danielle Spencer in Australia. After getting no response from the hotel's management, he went down to the front desk where he took his frustration out by allegedly hurling said phone at the clerk, "hitting him in the face and causing a laceration and substantial pain," according to the complaint."

What kind of celebrity doesn't have a cell phone? Or at least a toady who'll go out and find one at 4 AM? I guess we can't expect more than this from the man who won our affections playing a vicious warrior and a mentally unstable guy.

[Stay tuned for our next issue, to be published when stuff happens]

1 comment:

Zach said...

Also, who throws a phone?